CMT has a list of the “Most Misheard Country Lyrics.” Here are a few of our favorites, with the misheard and real lyrics. “Knockin’ Boots”, Luke Bryan Misheard: “Yeah, birds need bees / And I sneeze whiskey.” Real: “Yeah, birds need bees / And ice needs whiskey.” “I Am That Man”, Brooks & Dunn Misheard: …… MORE