CMT has a list of the “Most Misheard Country Lyrics.” Here are a few of our favorites, with the misheard and real lyrics.
“Knockin’ Boots”, Luke Bryan
Misheard: “Yeah, birds need bees / And I sneeze whiskey.”
Real: “Yeah, birds need bees / And ice needs whiskey.”
“I Am That Man”, Brooks & Dunn
Misheard: “I am Batman.”
Real: “I am that man.”
“Folsom Prison Blues”, Johnny Cash
Misheard: “I’m stuck in wholesome prison.”
Real: “I’m stuck in Folsom Prison.”
“Friends in Low Places”, Garth Brooks
Misheard: “I’m not big on sausage gravy.”
Real: “I’m not big on social graces.”
“You’ll Think of Me”, Keith Urban
Misheard: “Take your cat and leave my shredder.”
Real: “Take your cap and leave my sweater.”
“Take a Little Ride”, Jason Aldean
Misheard: “Slide your pretty little cellphone over.”
Real: “Slide your pretty little self on over.”
“T-Shirt”, Thomas Rhett
Misheard: “We had pantyhose and a view of the parking lot.”
Real: “We had a patio with a view of a parking lot.”
“Should’ve Been a Cowboy”, Toby Keith
Misheard: “Wearin’ my sex shoes.”
Real: “Wearing my six-shooter.”
MICKEY GUYTON shared an update on her nine-month-old son Grayson, who was rushed to the hospital last week. Turns out he was dehydrated because of a severe stomach bug, and he’s now on the “road to a full recovery.” She’s thanking everyone for their prayers.
You will NEVER go to a LUKE COMBS concert on Thanksgiving week. He always clears his schedule so his band and crew can spend time with their families. He wants the same for YOU. “I don’t want anybody making plans to see our show. That time should be spent with the people that are most important to you.”
RILEY GREEN brought a little girl named Alivia up to the stage to help him sing “Different ‘Round Here”. This was at his show on Friday at Billy Bob’s Texas. It was actually an encore performance for them. They did the same thing at the Choctaw Grand Theater in Durant, Oklahoma back in June.
JOE EXOTIC is being transferred to a federal medical facility due to his aggressive prostate cancer diagnosis.
No Time To Die is now the top grossing film of the tear globally — $733 million
TERRI IRWIN . . . the widow of “Crocodile Hunter” STEVE IRWIN . . . is NOT in the market for another man. They were married for 14 years before he passed away in 2006. (He was struck in the chest by a stingray barb off the coast in Australia . . . while he was filming a documentary called “Ocean’s Deadliest.) She said it’s entertaining hearing her dating rumors, that have never been true. “I have kept track because it’s kind of funny . . . let’s see, apparently it’s all the HOGANS, that’s PAUL and HULK, RUSSELL CROWE . . .The most flattering would be Russell because he is such a good person, and a very good friend to our family, and I actually do really love him because he loved Steve.”
Luke Bryan and Carrie Underwood were named Favorite Male and Female Country Artists . . . while Gabby Barrett won Favorite Country Album for “Goldmine” at the American Music Awards
JENNIFER LAWRENCE took the concept of method acting seriously while filming “Don’t Look Up” . . . because she got high. Since her character would smoke pot to calm her nerves after learning that a comet is headed towards Earth, Jennifer did too. So if Lawrence’s eyes look super red, you can bet it’s not movie magic. Don’t worry . . . she wasn’t pregnant at the time. “Don’t Look Up” hits theaters first on December 10th . . . then goes to Netflix on December 24th.
Britney Spears says she’s planning to have more babies.
Natalie Morales has left NBC’s TODAY show and is heading to CBS daytime show THE TALK
Brian Baumgartner who played the accountant, Kevin on THE OFFICE – says he made over $1 million thanks to that app, CAMEO. Speaking of THE OFFICE, NBC is talking about a possible reboot.
Scarlett Johansson is 37
Mariel Hemingway is 60.
Jamie Lee Curtis is 63.
Steven Van Zandt is 71.
Billie Jean King is 78
